• shrek's kid: dad... i'm... i'm gay
  • shrek: well, better out than in, i always say, eh? heheheheh someBODY ONCE

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ignotum-per-aeque-ignotum:

fandomstuck:

the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it

Humans have 3…

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

makotosgirl:

i heard kissing is good for u so how about we both try to stay healthy huh

(via dutchster)

golden-wishbones:

Pretty sure your ‘friends’ aren’t meant to pressure you and make you feel like shit lolo